Stress induced writer's block has me searching for ways to relax so I can complete book 4, this is one of my most recent projects, a paper mache skull made out of one of my editorially substandard first editions. It's signed, dated, and finished with a bloody print of my hand. I have lacquered this skull to protect it for years of enjoyment. And this skull can be yours.
Anyone interested in this just has to let me know, contact me through this site or e-mail me at email@example.com How does $20 sound? we can work out payment via Paypal or a check, I'll e-mail you my address then send you the piece. The first person to call dibs gets the very first LATD skull. Although I have only the one, I can make more if more interested parties come forward.
This will look great on your bookshelf, right next to copies of my book. (Copies of my book are not included)